Ode to daycare

Oh, our daycare, we do love it so.

D loves to constantly learn and play and grow.

She whines a little when we arrive,

But after hand washing she’s off to thrive.

 

Her days are filled with art and song,

And sometimes she acts like she’d rather stay there all night long.

The teachers in all of her rooms so far

Have been absolutely wonderful – right now she’s a Shining Star.

 

But there’s just one thing about which I need to complain.

And no, it’s not that today’s filled with rain.

You see this thing keeps happening;

This thing which does not make my heart sing.

 

Every couple weeks the tell-tale signs begin –

Coughing, sneezing, snot rivers down to D’s chin.

Her excellent sleep patterns are soon replaced

By this screaming monster whom I’d like to punch in the face.

 

Not one night has gone by this week

Where we haven’t awoken to her midnight shriek.

“No, not again, go back to sleep!” I silently pray.

For I know this will lead to yet another horrible day.

 

A double ear infection, pink eye, and yes, she’s on meds.

Unfortunately they haven’t yet helped to calm her nighttime head.

I, too, now feel the beginning of this damn stupid cold,

And these aches, pains, and bloodshot eyes are getting quite old.

 

So dear daycare, you’re the best, but give me a break!

I don’t know how much more sickness our little family can take.

Your kids are all cute, I’m not gonna lie.

But I’m now pretty certain they can all shoot biological-warfare grade snot straight out of their eye.

 

 

The witching hour

I’ve heard a lot of parents lamenting that time of day when their kids tend to go a little more berserk than normal. It’s apparently usually late afternoon or early evening, and it always seems to happen around the time said parents are trying to get dinner made and on the table.

And I’ve always secretly heaved a sigh of relief that D doesn’t really have one. A witching hour, that is. She’s normally very cheery and playful when we get home from daycare, ready to eat soon after we arrive, then happy to play around in her toy area for most of the night until bedtime.

Bedtime can be another story, but when that happens it’s usually because she’s too tired and doesn’t want to trust me that she’s ready to sleep. Silly girl, still hasn’t learned that Mommy knows best, even when she screams otherwise.

Unfortunately, we seem to have discovered her witching hour this week, on the dawn of her 20 month birthday. And how lucky are we? It occurs at 2am. Whee!

The past 2 nights she has awoken in fits of howling right around that time. Did she hear a noise? Did she have a bad dream? Did she just want to rebel against the rest of our world who likes to SLEEP at that hour of night?

Now, she did start a cold on Sunday that has progressed over the past 2 days, so there is that aspect, but still. 2 nights in a row? That’s a little much, my dear. She might average waking once a week or so, but rarely on consecutive nights.

And last night was awful. The sleeping cough she almost always gets with her colds began, so I knew it was probably going to be a rough go. Little did I know that she would wake approximately 78 times between 2-4am. That was great fun.

Poor R is suffering through the adult version of D’s cold right now, and he even got up to help with her fits last night. We took turns, alternating shifts. He gave her some baby Tylenol at one point, but I’m not sure how much it helped. I was trying to magically plug my ears and pretend there was not a wailing child in the house.

So, all this to say, I’m tired. We got a brand new mattress set this weekend, and I’m now 0-2 on nights enjoying it. The thing is an absolute monster – king size pillow-top, and my feet don’t even touch the ground when I sit on the side of it! It’s taller than D now too, so she gets frustrated that she can’t pull herself up on it like she could on our old one.

I envisioned nights of sweet, cushioned, squeak-less slumber, but instead I’ve been greeted with incessant toddler screams and ghosts of pre-dawn terrors.

I do feel terrible for D – you can tell she’s uncomfortable and it took everything I had to wake her up this morning when it was time to get ready for school. But I really hope tonight is better.

Maybe this is payback for inwardly thanking my lucky stars that we don’t have that late-day witching hour. Because if I had to choose between 4pm and 2am, I’d happily say BRING IT ON 4PM!!

 

 

Sweet 16, Bucky!

The Badgers have made it to the Sweet 16 round of the NCAA basketball tournament, and our next game is tonight. Wahoo!

We held on to beat Vanderbilt last Saturday, and now we face #1 seed Syracuse. Sounds scary, but they were close to getting knocked out in the first round of the tourney by #16 seed UNC-Asheville. So we shall see.

If the Badgers can hang tight and put together a good game, I think we may stand a very good chance of advancing. Bucky in the Elite 8. I like the sound of that.

Let’s Go Badgers!!!!

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March Madness. Gotta love it.

 

 

Friday Funk – Feelin’ green

That’s been me this week, hence the lack of posting. I just haven’t felt up to it. I think it’s just residual effects of the cold I had a few weeks ago, but I’ve just felt blah.

And has this week seemed to take forever to get over with to anyone else? I swear it felt like about 8 weeks packed into one.

But anyway, I did want to get a couple things up here for you before we roll into the weekend…

A few weeks ago I participated in a blogger care package swap type deal, and I wanted to show off what I received from the lovely Amanda at Ninth Street Notions:

Isn’t that great?! We were told to send 5 items – an accessory, a paper/office/craft product, a food item, something that represents the area in which you live, and a beauty item. She lives in Oregon, so she sent along the beautiful Cowboys & Indians magazine. And that chocolate bar? Delicious!

It was a fun way to meet a new blogger and get a little treat in the process.

What else?

Oh yeah – of course tomorrow’s St. Patty’s Day. Yippee! What better excuse to drink green beer and eat reubens? Yum. It was green day at daycare today, but unfortunately D has no green clothing. So she wore a little Brewers onesie that in green says, “100% Organic Fan”. It’s organic cotton – get it? So clever. And little green accents on her socks. Hey, I do what I can.

And it’s March Madness, always a great time of year. I actually didn’t fill out a bracket for the first time in a long time, but I still love following along. Badgers won their first round game against Montana yesterday, so let’s hope they can pull off a similar outcome tomorrow against Vanderbilt. That’ll be a little tougher, but there’s no way I can root against Bucky.

Have a great weekend!

 

Friday Funk – Things I Can’t Say edition

A few weeks ago, the beautiful Shell of Things I Can’t Say invited me to do a guest post on her blog. I was flattered and thrilled! And I am pleased to announce that today is my day.

This is only my 2nd guest post anywhere, ever, so I’m a little nervous. Please excuse my sweaty palms and twisty stomach. I really hope I don’t disappoint!

Now if you would be so kind, please head over to Things I Can’t Say and see what I have to say about mawage… er, marriage.